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Birth Of Lady Gaga
03:06
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I'm a baby in a womb
My lives are spiraling through umbilical telephones
So join me in screaming my true name
My true and mystical name
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga-a
O-O-O-O-O
A chorus of angels came into my room
With voices like silver they sang a sweet tune
A song to anoint me with my true name
My true and mystical name
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga
O O O
I'm lady Gaga-a
O-O-O-O-AAAA!!!
I'm Lady Gaga
That is my name
I'm Lady Gaga
That is my fate
Every baby is Lady Gaga
Every baby's the same!
All of us
Are Lady Gaga
All of us
Are Lady Gaga
With or without paparazzi
If I am loved I am famous
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When I tear up
A game of golf
I might make a play for the caddy
But when I do
I don't follow through
Because my heart belongs to daddy
My heart belongs to daddy
And you know that can't be bad
Because my heart belongs to daddy
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dad
When I go out
On Friday Night
To dine with you on caviar and waffles
O your spanish rice
Is always so nice
But I can't go with you cuz my heart belongs to daddy!
My heart belongs to daddy
And you know that that's just swell
Because my heart belongs to daddy
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dad
My heart belongs to daddy
And you know that that's just swell
Because my heart belongs to daddy
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dad
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Halibut, salmon
Trout and flounder
(So much better than a quarter pounder!)
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Underwater Bummer (Clam)
03:32
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To some extent
I'm a clam
Watch me clam up
To some extent
I'm a man-like fish
Watch me sort of man-up
Sometimes I wish I was a woman
Sometimes I feel like no one's listening
Sometimes I want to be a fish again and
Most of the time I want to be asleep
Most of the time
Most of the time
To some extent
Start again
Watch me shed skin
To some extent
Metamorph
Dive off the wharf
If I could fly
Like the manta rays fly
Like the octapi fly
I might
Be happy might be happy
Waking up waking up
Happy might be happy
Waking up underwater.
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Underwater Happiness
02:44
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Underwater
Far from harm
I'm a scientist on a farm
I breed underwater chickens
I eat underwater meat
I feel underwater happiness
There's plenty of food to eat
I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy
I'm a fishy I'm a fishy I'm a fishy I'm a fishy
I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy I'm so happy
I'm a fishy I'm a fishy I'm a fishy I'm a fishy
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Dedication
00:19
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7. |
Not A Daddy
01:54
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On the lamb and Shakespearean Saucy
Oily and Saudi
Leggo my preggo, leggo my preggo, Granny
I don't have a Plan A but I got some Plan B
All my plans have fallen through
I don't know what not to do
Thank god I'm not a dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad-dy-dad
Thank god I'm not a daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy dad
Screw your guilt I won't adopt a kitty
Sarah McLaughlin can't make me feel nasty
In the name of foetus, it's best you'd understood
First you plan your youth then you plan parenthood
All my plans have fallen through
I don't know what not to do
Thank god I'm not a dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad-dy-dad
Thank god I'm not a daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy dad
Not
A
Daddy
Not a daddy
Not a daddy
All my plans have fallen through
I don't know what not to do
Thank god I'm not a dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad
Dad-dy-dad-dy-dad
Thank god I'm not a daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy dad
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Pickle In A Pickle
02:46
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Dandy
02:16
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Dandy likes to walk down the street
No reason at all
But he's got th'new Diamonds
And he likes to show em off
Dandy (dressed so nice)
Dandy (dressed so nice)
Dan-Dy!
New shoes (zapatos nuevos)
New hat (gorra nueva)
New coat (abrigo nuevo)
New poodle (poodle nuevo)
Dandy (dressed so nice)
Dandy (dressed so nice)
Here he comes
Dan-Dy!
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Chicken
01:05
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Chicken
Put it in a sandwich
Make burritos
Do whatever you want with it
No feast is complete without chicken
Chicken
Opposite of quail
Chicken
State bird of no one
No feast is complete without chicken
Chicken
Chicken
A-a-aaah
Chicken!
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I Wanna See You
01:37
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San Francisco
04:15
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Unscrewable Pooch San Francisco, California
MYTH POP, Dog Folk, Smut-Stomp and Nonsense from SF Bay Area
STATE BIRD OF NO ONE out now
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